You know your a hardcore MMA fan when...

Subject: You know your a hardcore MMA fan when... Thu 05 Apr 2007, 6:54 am

You know your a hardcore MMA fan when...

You've seen all the videos on the UFC website and seen the movies they advertise such as Crank and the new Jet Lee movie.

You know all the fighters full names and their nicknames.

When you lay on your bed you think of being in guard.

You know the anacronyms (sp) of all the organizations that sponsor events. You also have them for all the submissions such as RNC.

You practice throwing elbows on the side of your couch.

You have given yourself a nickname as well.

You mistake people in your gym and in public for MMA fighters sometimes.

Fell free to add on to the list!

Champion Number of posts : 355 Registration date : 2007-03-29

when you brag to your girlfriend how great each event will be but, could seem to care less about other important dates. birthdays, anniversaries, even holidays!

Subject: Re: You know your a hardcore MMA fan when... Thu 05 Apr 2007, 5:11 pm

While having relations with you girl you refer to the missionary position as the guard!

Subject: Re: You know your a hardcore MMA fan when... Thu 05 Apr 2007, 5:22 pm

you put your girl in the triangle when shes giving u head.

u mention the ufc 2 someone....they say "i dont watch it"....and in your mind u are thinking "PUSSY!".

Subject: Re: You know your a hardcore MMA fan when... Thu 05 Apr 2007, 5:25 pm

CeLnVA wrote:: you put your girl in the triangle when shes giving u head.

u mention the ufc 2 someone....they say "i dont watch it"....and in your mind u are thinking "PUSSY!".

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah i cant stop laughing iv done that!

Champion Number of posts : 355 Registration date : 2007-03-29

CeLnVA wrote:: you put your girl in the triangle when shes giving u head.

u mention the ufc 2 someone....they say "i dont watch it"....and in your mind u are thinking "PUSSY!".

lmao! that is so true!

Champion Number of posts : 355 Registration date : 2007-03-29

when you have every mma fighter on your myspace as a friend but, delete friends who you don't talk to in a couple months.

Subject: Re: You know your a hardcore MMA fan when... Thu 05 Apr 2007, 7:53 pm

your youtube favorites list looks like a highlight reel of the past 10 years in all mma promotions

Subject: Re: You know your a hardcore MMA fan when... Thu 05 Apr 2007, 8:37 pm

HAHAHAHAHA!! CeLnVA you are busting me up!! I'm gonna have to spring a triangle on my old lady-LOL!!!!!

Subject: Re: You know your a hardcore MMA fan when... Thu 05 Apr 2007, 8:41 pm

Good point on the friends list, I don't keep friends unless I know them from MMA boards or they are hooked up with the fight game some how-

Subject: Re: You know your a hardcore MMA fan when... Thu 05 Apr 2007, 8:43 pm

Andy wrote:: HAHAHAHAHA!! CeLnVA you are busting me up!! I'm gonna have to spring a triangle on my old lady-LOL!!!!!

hell yeah! this is what i like 2 do.....right before i unzip my pants, i say (in my best bruce buffer voice) " noooooooow...introducing. wiiiiiiiiiiiiinky....the pink stormtrooooooper....kittyPOUNDER!".

Subject: Re: You know your a hardcore MMA fan when... Thu 05 Apr 2007, 9:49 pm

HAHAHAHA

Subject: Re: You know your a hardcore MMA fan when... Thu 05 Apr 2007, 9:54 pm

your ppv bill is higher than your direct tv bill

Subject: Re: You know your a hardcore MMA fan when... Thu 05 Apr 2007, 10:02 pm

How about when you are hittin it from behind and for no reason at all you sink in the hooks and lock in the RNC…

Subject: Re: You know your a hardcore MMA fan when... Thu 05 Apr 2007, 10:29 pm

JoeDaddy wrote:: How about when you are hittin it from behind and for no reason at all you sink in the hooks and lock in the RNC…

how do u know your girl is a MMA fan?
WHEN SHE LIKES THE RNC!

im gonna invite my girl 2 this group!

Subject: Re: You know your a hardcore MMA fan when... Fri 06 Apr 2007, 1:34 am

She's a keeper if you are ground and pounding her and she still has love for the "pink fire hydrant".

Subject: Re: You know your a hardcore MMA fan when... Fri 06 Apr 2007, 1:37 am

Tito Ortiz likes Jenna Jameson because her clam looks like Rocky Balboas eye....all saggy and swollen

Subject: Re: You know your a hardcore MMA fan when... Fri 06 Apr 2007, 9:25 am

Andy wrote:: Tito Ortiz likes Jenna Jameson because her clam looks like Rocky Balboas eye....all saggy and swollen

hahahaha! like a mule dropkicked her crotch!

Subject: Re: You know your a hardcore MMA fan when... Fri 06 Apr 2007, 3:45 pm

Andy wrote:: Tito Ortiz likes Jenna Jameson because her clam looks like Rocky Balboas eye....all saggy and swollen

Thats just wrong i heard she just recently had surgery on here Cookie and they botched it and it is all fucked up!!!! True story!